technology hates me

in my younger days i never had a digital camera because i kept breaking them but finally ive stopped doing that and have gone on to break other electronics
ive gone through a million phones because i cant keep one without breaking it
my current one the button wont work so i can only respond to txts that i get i cant send out any
my laptop
well its in shangles, i had to replace the hard drive last summer
the j key is missing and the notches and screws are all out, but it still works so im going with it
last year i spilled alcohol on my zune, bought a new one...dropped taht in the subway
bought an mp3...lost it...bought an ipod touch and had for a month
and i just lost that.
fuck

i should never be given anything expensive im not good with them